Available jobs

[Idril Flyer]

HOGWARTS JOBS:

Teachers:
Defence Against the Dark Arts
Care of Magical Creatures
Herbology (reserved for Neville Longbottom)
History of Magic
Divination
Study of Ancient Runes
Arithmancy
Astronomy
Apparition
Head Of House:
Gryffindor
Hufflepuff
Deputy Head Of House:
Gryffindor
Slytherin
Hufflepuff
Ravenclaw
Other:
Nurse
Caretaker
Grounds Keeper
Librarian

CARROWS SCHOOL JOBS:

Teachers:
Dark Arts
Poisonous Potions
Transfiguration
History of Dark Magic
Dangerous Plants
Dangerous Creatures
Apparition

Head Of House:
soon

Other:
Nurse
Caretaker
Grounds Keeper
Librarian

WIZARDING WORLD JOBS:

Ministry Workers:[/color]
Heads and Employees
1.Department of Magical Law Enforcement:

• Auror Office
  
• Improper Use of Magic Office
  
• Wizengamot
  
• The Magical Law Enforcement Squad
  
• The Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office
  
• The Detection and Confiscation of Counterfeit Defensive Spells and Protective Objects Office
  

2.Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes:

• The Accidental Magic Reversal Squad
  
• The Obliviator Headquarters
  
• The Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee
  

3.Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures:
Head reserved for Roger Green (check out canons)

• division "Being"
  
• division "Beast"
  
• division "Spirit"
  

4.Department of International Magical Cooperation:

• the International Magical Trading Standards Body
  
• the International Magical Office of Law
  
• the International Confederation of Wizards
  

5.Department of Magical Transportation:

• the Floo Network Authority
  
• the Broom Regulatory Control
  
• the Portkey Office
  
• the Apparation Test Centre
  

6.Department of Magical Games and Sports:

• the British and Irish Quidditch League Headquarters
  
• Official Gobstones Club
  
• the Ludicrous Patents Office
  

7.Department of Mysteries:

• Unspeakables
  

St. Mungo's:
Mediwizard/Healers

Stores in Diagon Alley:
Owners and Employees

The Leaky Cauldron
Gringotts Wizarding Bank
The Daily Prophet:
- owner
- journalist (4 left)
- photographer (4 left)
Cauldron Store
Apothecary
Eeylops Owl Emporium
Madam Malkin's Robes for All Occasions
Flourish and Blotts
Ollivander's
Quality Quidditch Supplies
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes
Magical Menagerie
Gambol and Jape's Wizarding Joke Shop
Obscurus Books
WizzHard Books
Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlor
Stalls

Stores in Hogsmeade:
Owners and Employees

The Three Broomsticks
The Hog's Head
Honeydukes Sweetshop
Madam Puddifoot's
Post Office
Zonko's Joke Shop
Dervish & Banges
Gladrags Wizardwear
Scrivenshaft's Quill Shop

Stores in Knockturn Alley:
Internal Poison
*assistant
*cashier

[glow=red,2,300]other you can think of[/glow]

Other wizarding world's jobs
International/Regional Quidditch teams:

Africa:
* Gimbi Giant-Slayers (Ethiopia)
* Patonga Proudsticks (Uganda)
* Sumbawanga Sunrays (Tanzania)
* Tchamba Charmers (Togo)

Asia:
* Toyohashi Tengu (Japan)

Australia and New Zealand:
* Moutohora Macaws (New Zealand)
* Thundelarra Thunderers (Australia)
* Woollongong Warriors (Australia)

Europe:
* Bigonville Bombers (Luxembourg)
* Braga Broomfleet (Portugal)
* Gorodok Gargoyles (Lithuania)
* Grodzisk Goblins (Poland)
* Heidelberg Harriers (Germany)
* Karasjok Kites (Norway)
* Quiberon Quafflepunchers (France)
* Vratsa Vultures (Bulgaria)

North America:
* Fitchburg Finches (United States)
* Haileybury Hammers (Canada)
* Moose Jaw Meteorites (Canada)
* Stonewall Stormers (Canada)
* Sweethingyer All-Stars (United States)

South America:
* Tarapoto Tree-Skimmers (Peru)

United Kingdom and Ireland:
* Appleby Arrows (United Kingdom)
* Ballycastle Bats (United Kingdom)
* Caerphilly Catapults (United Kingdom)
* Chudley Cannons (United Kingdom)
* Falmouth Falcons (United Kingdom)
* Holyhead Harpies (United Kingdom)
* Kenmare Kestrels (Ireland)
* Montrose Magpies (United Kingdom)
* Pride of Portree (United Kingdom)
* Puddlemere United (United Kingdom)
* Tutshill Tornados (United Kingdom)
* Wigtown Wanderers (United Kingdom)
* Wimbourne Wasps (United Kingdom)

MUGGLE WORLD JOBS:
Prime Minister
politicians
Actors
singers
musicians
Work for newspaper or for tv
etc.

[Dark Lord Trump]

Dark Lord Trump's job is President of the United States. It is one year into his first term and his approval ratings are dismal. Perhaps taking over the world using his hidden wizard powers will help.

[Hermione Weasley]

a good plot

[Dark Lord Trump]

Who d'king of the whole wide world
Hopefully not Donald Trump

[Hermione Weasley]

d'king was so confusing for me but I get it now

[Dark Lord Trump]

Oh yeah, without context that could mean anything at all
It could be the royal version of our old pal D Man

[Dark Lord Trump]

When you mention context and then don't provide any
To be fair, any time I say something inexplicable that isn't obviously a typo, I'm quoting a song, and you'll probably be able to guess who this one is

Unless you click play without looking at the title or album cover, in which case you'll have no idea

[Hermione Weasley]

ah yes

[Dark Lord Trump]

Mr E solved

[Hermione Weasley]

Finally

[Dark Lord Trump]

Jun 15, 2016 17:35:03 GMT -5 Dark Lord Trump said:

When you mention context and then don't provide any
To be fair, any time I say something inexplicable that isn't obviously a typo, I'm quoting a song, and you'll probably be able to guess who this one is

Unless you click play without looking at the title or album cover, in which case you'll have no idea

oh yeah, this is where I posted it

[Hermione Weasley]

there we go

[Dark Lord Trump]

We found d'king

[Hermione Weasley]

Feb 12, 2010 13:18:09 GMT -5 Idril Flyer said:

Moutohora Macaws (New Zealand)

do you have a lot of Macaws in New Zealand

[Dark Lord Trump]

The captain of the All Blacks is Richie McCaw

[Dark Lord Trump]

Or was, he retired either this year or last year

[Hermione Weasley]

a whole Quidditch team named after him

[Dark Lord Trump]

which makes sense bc he's a sports hero

[Hermione Weasley]

oh shit how nice

[Dark Lord Trump]

He was captain when the All Blacks won the World Cup twice in a row